Degrassi Ranting and...Orange Juice?

Hey guys! So GREAT NEWS! I forgot what I was gonna talk about today yaaaaaaay! So I'm gonna make like Liz's eyeliner and wing it. Heh...heh....see what I did there....heh heh....'cas ya know she like wings....her eyeliner...heh....nevermind.

Me trying to be clever = EPIC FAILURE!!

So I am currently doing what all the cool kids are doing these days which is staying in bed and watching Degrassi and YouTube videos from all my subscribers. Yeah....I'm a loser xD. Just kidding I'm really not I'm just....um....I play soccer! So there! NOT a loser! Losers don't play sports! Right? ....right? Maybe not. But really I left my phone in my mom's car so all means of communication are DEAD. Seriously how did I live without a cell phone? No talking to Katerina....no texting my friends....no texting boys! How did people flirt back then?! Psh, don't tell me they had the guts to flirt IN PERSON! Just kidding....kinda. Haha.

ANYWAYSSSSSSS! Wow...Degrassi....wow. Why am I watching this again? Wow.

It's kinda like reality TV ya know? Like you see it on TV and your left brain is like "what is this?! change the channel you retard!" and then another part of your brain, not the right brain...maybe not even your brain is still like "OH NO SHE DIDN'T GIRLFRIEND! CLAIRE YOU BACKHAND THAT GUURRRRL!" And then you end up watching 2 hours of America's Next Top Model and friggin' Parental Control and thinking about how stupid you are for wasting your life on that instead of something useful like....discovering new types of cheese, or something.

Soooooo the NaNoWriMo thing....it's probably too late to do it...and I have no plan...and I mean, I have a life right? So it's not like I have time to write all day right? *cough* bullshit *cough cough*. Okay so I can't think of what to write about/a plot and I really should have brainstormed instead of thinking of it on a whim and there's pretty much no way I could write a 50,000 word book anyways....I don't think....well I probably could if I applied myself and had an attention span but STILLL!

THE RAIN FOREST IS OUR PLANET'S LUNGS 'CAUSE WHATSERNAME FROM DEGRASSI SAID SO!

Oh Erin, Erin, Erin what are we gonna do with you? Oh and Laura! I swear my friends are just like the people on this here Degrassi! Drama, drama, drama. Just kidding I love you guys!

WHOA! MY LAVA LAMP LOOKS LIKE....AN UMBILICAL CORD OR SOMETHING! WHOA!

Haha take a look at my life xD. I could be texting, or talking on the phone, or socializing with the outside world. Or even better, doing homework, like I'm supposed to be! But no, I'm watching friggin' Degrassi and getting as close to talking to people as I can by watching YouTube. EXTROVERTS FOR THE WIN! And introverts I love you too!

So....how was your Halloween, random person reading this? Mine was...OK.....interesting....it had candy! Candy's good! But we'll just not talk about the rest OK? OK.

Dude my laptop is TOTALLY overheating....how do you prevent that does anyone know? Like I mean its got its little venty thing exposed but it doesn't seem to be doing anything does it?

Wait...nevermind it it is. My bad.

YAAAAAAAAYYYYY CHINCHILLA SOOOOON! I'm excited! In case you didn't know, I'M getting a CHINCHILLA! YAAAAAAAY! Oh yeah, be jealous.

THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING! MAKING BIRTHDAY INVITATIONS [sorry if you're not invited :( if I didn't invite you it's only because I hate you JUST KIDDING!]

Ya know what sounds like a good idea? Orange juice. Yeah....orange juice. Vitamin C...nom, nom, nom. :( all we have is apple juice! NOBODY LIKES APPLE JUICE! Well...I mean....I do but THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! Beside the point or besides? Hm...

Dude I totally just predicted everything that is about to happen in this show....
Sorry you probably REALLY don't care.
Ma b!

I can't wait to get a new phone either. :)

Or for my party.

So many excitements!

Well I won't bore you anymore with my ranting. BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

One of Those Bloggy Things

So I finally got one.
Yes, a blog!
Gasp!

I'm going to try it out and see how I like it! If we're lucky I will and so will you! If not, then I will either abandon or delete my account ad find something else to do with my time, as will you. Such is life.

Yes life...what a wonderful thing....

Anyways. So I was thinking I would try out this NaNoWriMo thing that all the cool YouTubers are doing. Basically, you try to write a 50,000 word novel in just a month. But I have a feeling it's not going to happen. Blame my ADD or something. OK, so I really don't have ADD (do I?), but um....blame Melvin the squid over there because he...um....exists!

Ha ha way to freak out all your blog readers on your 1st blog MADISON! Jeez! Oh there ya go again talking to yourself, God you're so WEIRD! Tee hee. I really hope my family members don't read this.....

So um, yeah...turtles....they're cool....

That reminds me! Don't you hate it when you see someone you haven't talked to in the 80 years and then you see them in the super market or something and you're totally with your new friend and then you see them and you're just thinking "oh god, look away, look away" and then you either a) bump into them on accident like a moron or b) their parent notice you. Either way you end up with that whole awkward "Oh....hey...I haven't seen YOU in a long time [and was hoping to keep it that way...] so how's school [how's school? who cares?!] um....that's cool....yeah I still play soccer...." and then BAM! There's that awkward silence for what feels like 20000 HOURS where you're like "SOOOOOO............." and it ends up with some kind of awkward mumbling under the breath and shuffling in the other direction type thing.

The brackets by the way were like, what I was thinking ya know? It's like the whole time you really don't care and are just trying to fill up space to be polite, but I mean later it's like "Oh god WHY did I go to the grocery store with my mom?! Never again mom, NEVER AGAIN!"

Yup, that's always embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as your mom THROWING A FRIGGIN' PINATA AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART xD. Just teasing Mom I love you....but seriously.

Ya know what ELSE is awkward? When your uncles start asking you about boys/boyfriends. Because no matter what you do it's gonna be at least SEMI awkward. Like there's gonna be some point where they're like "SOOOO.....do you have a boyfriend?" and if you say no there's this sigh of relief and then they're either like "So....do you.....like anyone?" or like a "So who have you dated recently?" both of which you don't want to answer (and may choose not to) but if you do...it's just BAD....trust me, bad. And, oh god, if you DOOO have a boyfriend and you TELL them it's twice as bad because then it's like "DOES HE DO DRUGS? IS HE NICE? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? DOES HE LIKE CHOCOLATE? WHERE DOES HE LIVE? HAVE YOU....KISSED? WHAT'S HIS NAME? DO YOU LIKE HIM A LOT? IS HE NICE TO YOU?" and you're just like WHOA MAN, WHOA! Let's relax for a second here, and if you're like me you always say something like "He's a hard core drug addictJUST KIDDING KIDDING KIDDING!" to which they always freak out at and then ask you 90000 more questions.

THENNN there's the aunts....oh god, the aunts. Who are always like, exactly the same, except they're all friendly about it. Like they're your sister or something all like "SOOOOOOO who's your boyfriend? Is he cuuuteeee?" and you're like, umm...fail. Just, no, auntie person, no. And then there's that scene where you're in the room with at least one other adult male whom you hardly know and they're like "HEY YOU GOT BOOBS!" and you're like partially flattered, mortally embarrassed, totally awkward, and then it just cycles until the guy laughs awkwardly and leaves the room after a quick glance at your chest. I love family....don't you?

Anyways, on that awkward note for all my guy friends and possibly boyfriend (SHUT UP RELATIVES WHO ARE READING THIS!) I'm gonna go, because it's an hour past when I originally planned on going to bed, and my shoulder/back hurts. Plus, I've written plenty for tonight I think, and have to save stuff to write about tomorrow! Byeeeeeee!